19 Bricks

  • 19 reasons to own a brick
    Built a fort to dwell in
    Hit someone’s car for fun
    Feed to a small preacher
    Go fencing with it for more weight so you don’t hurt yourself
    Paint a miniature horse and give it as a gift
    Trick the ducks use as duck food
    Drowned yourself
    Build a bigger wall than trump YaYa
    To knock on doors if your hands get sleepy and weak
    Workout weights to get jacked like my mannnn MMMmmM
    Fish with it
    To make you taller to kiss the girl who’s taller than you hehe
    Ask to prom with “brick you go to prom with me” her name has to be Brooke tho
    Place on each side of tent so it doesn’t blow away when it’s windy and chilly and frosty and cold and not hot
    Chuck through you’re crush’s window with a cute note on it:)
    Cuddle with it if you a lonely hoe
    Use instead of water ballooning it might be a little loud but that’s okayyy
    Brick someone instead of toilet papering
    Throw it through you’re window if you got locked out and your parents didn’t realize you were gone cause they really don’t care

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